The Klingons have sprayed water all over SS Incredibable, even over my V2 !
As my mother constantly forces me, to repaint my rocket, the water did not any damage, just dropped off. So to avoid corrosion on SS Incredibable, we should lay on a new coat of paint. Am ready to shuttle over to Walmart Cassiopeia to buy some buckets of high gloss water resistant paint.
Will crew and passengers please vote for a colour and maybe design of pictures to frighten the Klingons ?

We dancing frogs vote for painting the SS Incredibable GREEN !! This colour is rare in outer space, but we love it.
As for a picture, to frighten the Klingons away, we recommend Mrs. Grundy's face, when she cries : "Get this frog ballet troupe off the stage, before I start singing !!!".
Frog No. 1 (Steward of the Ballet Company Union)

The Captain gets so green when he's been drinking that he'd blend with a green background, and would be impossible to find!

Bigbadbob, blending into the background is a fine idea ! http:www.network54.com/real/poetasylum/thinkerg.gif
Let us paint our starship rusty red. So the Klingons will think, corrosion is already devouring our hull.
When they approach, they will overlook me, ready to raise havoc among them

In my last posting the stroke affected paw did a typo.
Sorry, Bigbadbob, here is the appropriate picture for your idea about "blending in the background" :

IF THE SS INCREDIBABLE IS PAINTED WHITE, I'LL FIND MY WHITE COAT IS PERFECT CAMOUFLAGE

IF I DON'T WEAR MY COMMANDO BANDANA (SUSHI-ORIGAMI GRADE)THE KLINGONS WOULD NEVER SEE ME !

Hi folks, I am still here since M.C. offered me a ride.

The Danish Chef lets me nibble on the rather raw steaks served to Gilbert Grundy, as he wants his steaks this way
So I survived, but are still lusting for Klingon blood !
SO : Please have the blackground of our ship be painted black. I will blend into this blackground quite well, as you will see from my nearly invisible (invincible?) picture below !

Batty

Is that all bad?

The disgruntled passenger may rest assured :
Our captain might disappear before a green background or behind a stack of bottles
For lunch and dinner he will reappear as usual

For the new coat of paint on our starship I suggest a blinding white, with the red Danish Cross from our National Flag.
To frighten Klingons, the following slogan should be painted all along the hull :
WE ARE RED, WE ARE WHITE, HERE COMES DANISH DYNAMITE !
Perhaps a portrait of me, wielding my biggest frying pan, could heighten the impression