Squeaky must be hallucinating, Piaf. She thinks a prince wants to add her to his harem and she's looking all over for her lipstick and mascara. (Somehow I don't think she's going to find them anytime soon!)

I think the prince must be senile if he's interested in Squeaky. Her tail is so skimpy.

PS. I think the price should have a look at ME!

Dear Fifi and Squeaky !
As I found out by Genealogy via Internet, that my grandfather was a Prince of Arcadia, here is your chance :
Whom of you both provides a luxurious harem, to take you too, may kiss me. Then I will change into a beautiful prince. You may select other beauties to populate the harem with us - but please not Mrs. Grundy !

Please think about being kissed by Squeaky or Fifi.
Their subconscious mind might influence your transition or metamorphosis.
So in case of Squeaky you might end up as a codfish
Kissing Fifi might turn you into a beauty case

The prince is waiting for you. He looks suspiciously like Frog No. 4 (from the left) in my opinion. Are you sure you want to kiss him?

He is wearing royal robes but they must be the costume Ducky made for him for his role in the Opera. You know he has the lead role in "Prince Igor" don't you? The Opera Director had cast the Captain but he was always too drunk to make rehearsals.

We dancing frogs, "le corps du ballet" of the Opera in Space, will complain to our Union.
Frog No. 4 from left gets all the warm costumes, and even a lead role, while we have to hop about on this eternally cold stage, clad only in scanty tutus !

May I remind the dancing frogs, that ballet dancing is impossible in robes of ermine and mink.
As the Opera "Prince Igor" has lots of pieces, to warm up - like the "Polowetsian Dances" - tutus will be sufficient to keep you from contracting SARS.
As soon as the captain is sober, or Reinhard von Braun has taught his stroke affected leg, to dance a "pas de deux" with Mrs. Grundy, Frog No.4 will rejoin your ranks - so please keep the unions out of this !

WADAYA MEAN, KEEP THE UNION OUT OF IT.
THE FROGS ARE FORCED TO DANCE , IN FREEZING CONDITIONS, ... VULNERABLE TO RHEUMATIC OR ARTHRITIC PROBLEMS, WHICH ARE A CEREER HAZARD FOR DANCERS.. ESPECIALLY OPERATIC DANCERS!

THE UNION DEMANDS THEY BE GIVEN WARMER WORKING CONDITIONS OR WARMER COSTUMES.. WHICHEVER COMES FIRST!