Mr. Grundy told me that he doesn't care what role the Opera Director gives him to play in the new space opera as long as I make a bigger cod piece for him to wear. He said he sent away for some sort of enlarger that he read about in his email and he's looking forward to future developments.

If I do this for him, Squeaky will want a padded bra. I just know it! What do you think I should do?

I would have expected a request like that to come from Sqeaky or Piaff !

Can't understand why he wants a piece of cod in his costume.....

Please Ducky, sew this codpiece for Mr. Grundy.
His voice is not carrying far (did he have a stroke ?)
and needs enhancement especially in the higher notes.
So Carnaby is instructed, to dig his claw softly into Mr. Grundy's codpiece, to provide more audible sound.

Ducky, you must do this too. Ask Piaf for help
As Squeaky's Soprano voice leaves much to be desired,
no Standing Ovations are to be expected.
I am planning on fitting her bra with a Mini-DVD player plus sound boxes.
So Squeaky's arias will be sung by Barbra Streisand.