The Danish Chef will be written into the eventual script.
Probably with Ham Rolls as yet another specialty.

Picture this....
As the lone horseman plods wearily down the dusty street, the eyes in that lean dust caked face brightens at the sight of a Saloon....

I take it, that (after carrying the naked Lady Godiva)again a leading role is for me.
But a warning to the captain :
If there is a shootout on stage, I will bolt !!!
And who is the Lone Rider, may I ask ?
Not Mrs. Grundy again !!!

I think that I might be "mid range challenged." In order to thread my needle the forth frog from the left had to hold it for me across the room and then I took aim and flew at it. Do you think I should have some glasses made?

I also think that all the actors should wear the same costume as Lady Godiva! All these artificial body parts the Opera Director has ordered has put a drain on our supplies of foam rubber and I had to write the Baroness Adelaide to ask her to include an order for Reinhard to bring back in the V2.

As it is, Mr. Grundy will have to furnish his own innards for his cod piece and Squeaky will just have to blow up some balloons.

It is unheard of !!
Romeo and Juliet naked is impossible even in a modern setting.
Where will the Lone Rider hang his colt ?
Where will the Danish Chef hide his dagger ?
Reinhard, a shuttle flight is overdue anyway, so come down and collect costumes and codpieces from our town theater, which went broke last year.
Also there are midrange glasses for Ducky waiting.
These are mine, but I need stronger ones for my Bridge coffeeklatshes.