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*urrRrPP!*

July 10 2003 at 8:34 PM
The Four Dimensional Untrafylable Mrksvitch 
from IP address 203.220.108.80

I have found that only a few of the onions served to me by the Danish Chef are required for my internal power source. I can keep him supplied with fresh chopped onions, ( thin sliced, chunky, or diced )using only 5 percent of my onion intake to provide power for that, as well as my other activities)
I'm willing to discuss power needs for any other food processing requirements.

 
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Squeaky

66.167.69.101

Re: *urrRrPP!*

July 11 2003, 4:47 PM 

It's so exciting, isn't it? We don't have scullery duty anymore because of the Captain's genius device, the Four Dimensional Untrafylable Mrksvitch.

What are you going to do with the extra time Piaf? I'm going to go swimming in the newly cleaned pool and then I'm going to decide what to wear to Yerrington.

Do you think my bikini will last that long, or maybe Ducky will make a new one for me? My lipstick and mascara are already packed.

 
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Reinhard von Braun

195.93.64.12

Come as you are

July 11 2003, 8:36 PM 

Squeaky, do not waste thoughts on a new bikini for the Yerrington trip. Just "come as you are", as Ray suggested.
I will certainly do the same - step from my shower into the plane. Though, to follow dress code for airline employees, I will wear a tie.

 
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Opera director

195.93.64.12

Better power source

July 11 2003, 8:53 PM 

Even with reduced consumption of onions the Untrafylable Mrksvitch emits disgusting clouds of exhaust !
In performances of Romeo & Juliet it is very inconvenient, when the rose's fragrance is overlaid by dubious scents creeping in from the pantry.

 
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Carnaby, the red tomcat

195.93.64.12

Here is a better power source

July 11 2003, 9:08 PM 

As much as I enjoy having my lunch finely chopped by the Untrafylable Mrksvitch a strong stink of onions spoils the fine goose liver taste
So I suggest as better power source a barrel of Siberian vodka, which Reinhard has stashed away behind an engine control panel.
This will give better power than onions -
and secret messages to Klingon Headquarters will be conveniently garbled.

 
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Scotty

203.221.142.2

Nay to the Vodka, Laddie!

July 12 2003, 11:22 PM 

I'll not ship aboard a vessel that uses that Sasenach stuff to fuel any equipment.

But I've been hoarding some of the makings for whiskey... to run our engines on a good brew of Scotch Whiskey has long been a dream of mine....

In fact, the first brew is almost ready to try!

 
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