A number of the major personages of the despised Earthlings have taken leave !

NOW is the time for all good Klingon villains and marauders (etc) to STRIKE and STRIKE HARD !

And the Four Dimensional Untrafylable Mrksvitch , our new wonder weapon, is firing SNOW BALLS at them!

The Captain has taken control of the machine.
He is typing commands into it now.

.... this shouldn't be any harder than giving instructions to the Navigation Computer .

I'll tell it that throwing snowballs at the Klingons is draining our swimming pool.... that should do it.

From what I can understand of the Captain's typing... ( and I think he's SOBER!) , he wants me to use less of the ships water supply in making my snowball ammunition.
Hmmm.... nobody has accessed Flluid Taank Number 84 for a long time.... I'll use that instead of water!