The Captain has mislaid himself, the Opera Director has taken to cross dressing, and Ducky is fast asleep. What are we going to do, Carnaby? Do you think Sady can run the ship? I know she can make the Captain pick his socks up, but she can't make him get a hair cut.

BTW, it's a good thing the Opera Director has cute knees or those tutus would look silly. I like the pink one better on him, don't you? I think it goes better with the lipstick I lent to him.

Most problems can be solved by a fine dinner
This is my experience from several crisis situations, which I survived only by my cooking skills
Dinner tonight will be vegetarian dumplings in special Mexican sauce. Piaf has talked Reinhard out of some spare rocket fuel. This, with liberal dashes of Tabasco, will wake Ducky and the frogs up
Also our captain will be ready again to devastate the Klingons.

well, perhaps not all at once ?

But I just got a taste of the Danish Chef's new Mexican Sauce...!

Armed with that , we'll be ready for anything they can offer !

( Previously unknown technologies, ordinances, etc not considered in this announcement)