I think Carnaby likes his disguise, Ducky. I like it too. Especially the bushy, fluffy mustache. I was thinking: Could you make something like it for me? For my tail? Maybe you could dye it to match and glue it into place? I'd hold very still for you. I promise.

Sady says we're not supposed to be vain but she doesn't have a skimpy tail, so she can't know how it feels, but you can make a mustache for her too. Um, on second thought, maybe she'd like the hat better. You can give the other half of my mustache to the Captain! You won't have to dye that part!

Sady, do you think that you could help me? I don't have any real fur to use, you see, so I thought we could collect the Captain's hair from his long overdue haircut. (After his shampoo, of couse.)

How long has it been? Oh, no! Well, Squeaky will be pleased. She can have a VERY long haired tail. But how do we get the Captain to the barber? You know how stubborn he is.

I'm not stubborn.
I just happen to believe in the right to wear my hair long!
Anyway... look what happened to Sampson when Delilah gave him a hair cut...