My water frontage planet seems to be in a declining orbit around a black hole.
The navigation computer tells me that any changes of course while in this vicinity might throw us adrift in the time lines... perhaps even into a paralell universe1

WOWEEE!!!
ALL I DID WAS PRESS THIS RED THINGUMMY.... AND LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENING OUTSIDE!!

IT'S LIKE FIREWORKS!

I don't know where we're going, but they'e certainly laying on a great reception for us!

To PUJTC (Parallel Universes Joint Traffic Control) on Aldebaran 67 :
Is there any record of the whereabouts of SS Incredibable, registered on Earth One ?
Have been searching already seven parallel universes, thus burning not only all my fuel, but the captain's liquor supplies as well.