the sandmushies are creating havoc in my cabin and ive reported this many times so can the captain please look into the problem?

Sand Mushies? Stampeding mushrooms with TEETH?
For now, I've put the matter in the hands (paws?) of Casey, our Security Officer.
Rest assured m'dear, the matter will be inveshtigaded*hic*
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I'm confident the toothed mushies will fall to a sustained attack by your Security Force.
Although... come to think of it... Piaf and a few others are already ghosts.....?

i am pleased to report that CASEY has done the trick and the MUSHIES problems have now gone ALTHO i still have WOTTLE menaces to contend with and this must also be dealt with prior to entering the ZAC chamber please!!

Anything like a bottle? ( I've had a bit to do with them... *hic*)

Captain! We almost caught a Klingon raider on board!
He got away though
He seemed very protective of a strangely mottled bottle though.... he screamed "You can't have my Wottle bottle" , then he jumped overboard.