We don't seem to have any of them, but you might enjoy contact wih our Procrastination Party, when the eventually get around to their Annual General Meeting for 1998 .

They stole my white mink stole in 1997 - borrowed it for a raffle. I saw it floating by on my way here with mice nibbling on it. The apathetic party couldn't care less if I freeze to death with cold shoulders.

The Apathy Party is not enthusiastic enough to conduct raffles.
It might have been the Procrastination Paty though.
I suspect they might have held your 'donation 'for so long that the mice started nibbling at it.
Do you need a a massage on tour cold shoulders?

Since the day I loaned my "stole" I have been giving many people the "cold shoulder" treatment.
A massage sounds delightful. Will that get rid of the "goose-bumps??."
The Procrastination party wants me to contribute something ..um.. I forget..er... they can't make up their mind what they want. Anyway, they are planning a Garden Fete, or was it an Auction, no, maybe it was A White Elephant sale... whatever! I plan on kee[ing my jewels under wraps.