I was just walking by the swimming pool, and almost got trampled by a herd of stampeding mushrooms.
Maybe we should collect some for the Chef to use in the reception dinner for Her Supreme Divine Majesty?
How dare U insult my intelligence, you varmint! Take this impudent whippersnappper (is he a secret Klingon???) and put him for an hour or two in the "STOCKS." And feed him Toadstools and frogs legs for breakfast. He may come snivelling at my knees (suitably covered of course) when he is ready to plead absolute obeisance (and pay me homage by gifting me with a new tiara tp replace this one, which became tarnished on my journey to this godforsaken outpost of space.
Now - ahem - where's my lavendar salts. I em qait faint.
Her Imperious Divine Majesty (resplendent in white feathers).
whitegoose
I have a great recipe for mushrooms in cider, but we don't seem to have cider on board.
Plenty of rum though...
Are there any requests for how to prepare the mushrooms?
Drench them in garlic butter,and surround with Dungeness Crab (preferably dead, dressed, cooked and sitting on a bed of lettus).
A light wine (slap it's face to make it blush properly).
