Alka-Seltzers or Tummy Tamers won't work, coz the 'puyter has no stomach, but we might get results by mixing the feed of a few of it's driving devices?
Halloo everyone in space. This is Tiptoe the wonder cat with a message from my grandma. To cure hiccups ( another name for myoclonic seizures of the diaphragm) try swallowing an entire tablespioon of sugar while standing on your head and holding your breath for at least 60 sec.
Now, don't give me that old tired excuse that you are just a computer, the future of civilization depends of your courage in the face of such a difficult task. See you on the other side!
I tried to swallow some sugar... but it made my floppy disk sticky... and I can only stand on my head by turning the entire ship upside down!
That makes all the Captains rum bottles, and the people as well, fall to the ceiling.
And it also empties the swimming pool.
I realize that I am asking a lot, but none of us got here without a struggle and the future of mankind depends on you preseverence/ I urge to to take a deep breath and give my advice a whirl!
tiptoe51 the wonder cat
I'm a Star Fleet Officer, and a gentleman! ( Well, a Star Fleet officer, anyway)
I spend most my time Venturing where no man has gone before! And with a navigation computer like ours you can be sure we see some strange places)
