Cap'n, our maintenance checks showed the navigation thingy was running slightly warm, so the coolant fluid was changed for something with a high alcohol content, and the only thing at hand was the rum.
Seems to work well as a coolant, and the most noticeable effect at the time was that the 'puter started singing off key.
our scout craft found this new planet by the aroma which was very strong,however when we approached a landing site we were alarmed to see the WoHok people shaking their 3 arms at us....it made it impossible to land safely and we feel that further investigation is required before we can land and ferment the berries.....furthermore we also saw what can only be described as WoHok bananas but purple...
REPORT FROM Lieutenant Vivvy (SECTOR 4)
But the natives appear to be waving, rather than shaking their arms.
Those that are undecided are shaking one arm and waving the other two.
They seem to be in high spirits.