Sorry, Captain. I suppose that title isn't very polite but these messages are a bit of an exaggeration, no? At least I hope so. I happen to know that the cat patrol, which is increasing daily, is on top of things. Literally. Let me know if you want the details of the new litters.
Love,
Mary Claire
Can the cats explain the troop of Legionnaires found unconcious and in comas in a field?
Possibly they were no match for the massaging techniues of Stampding Mushrooms?
No, no, Captain, they were simply enclosed by commas, not comas. Stampeding Mushrooms? Pooh! We'll have them for dinner tonight. What do you think, Piaf? Should we serve them with the Legionnaires too? A l'orange? No? You think the sauce is wrong?
The legionnaires have been examined by none other than Baron Von Krank-BusterKwik, and he decided that the unfortunat legionnaires are definitely in massage induced coma.
We fear the mushrooms may be getting militant and are attempting to take over the planet.
Baron Von Krank-BusterKwik is a notorious quack. How can that ignorant twit determine the state of the legionnaires, I'd like to know? I wouldn't let him touch me, even for dysfunctional tail-syndrome. Hmm, maybe massage would help that. What do you think?
Baron Rupert has achieved remarkable results while treating a cat with dysfunctional tail syndrome,
Poor little Snowdrop had a tail that was permanently limp, and twitching. Now Snowdrop's tail stands stiff, and wags like a puppy.
Unfortunately Snowdrop also barks like a dog.
But the tail is now functional.
