This planet has hardly any humans on it, and most of them yield easily to our massed massaging feet.
At last we have a planet we can think of as home!
We need all mushrooms to join in Operation Takeover !

These mushrooms are stampeding EVERYHERE!
I just found a field of onions and garlic they stampeded over.
Smells great, if you like that sort of thing.

Even better,a herd of mushrooms tried to stampede through that field during a grass fire!
There is now about an acre of roast mushrooms (with garlic and onions).
It may have helped that olive oil was accidentally connected to the hose used in fighting the grass fire.