On behalf of Whitegoose I ask all on board of SS Incredibable, not to put Ducky into a pot or oven.
Whitegoose tears her feathers, and tries to build a space ship from scrap metal found at Vancouver Airport, to get Ducky down to Earth.

To Whitegoose and White Eagle :
Nobody aboard here wants to fry a duck or cook a goose. We need Ducky here, as an important member of a team, to bring culture into Space.
Even the evil Klingons will not harm Ducky, as they are allergic against poultry.

Whitegoose, you appropriated a Boeing 747 engine from CPAL's spare parts store, apparently to build a space ship to retrieve Ducky. Bring the engine back !
If Ducky is in any danger, I will intervene immmediately.

Ducky can't go home to Whitegoose now! She has too many responsibilities. What would the Director do without her?

Besides, does Whitegoose know about, you know -- the um, the er, the babies? Ducky needs to have a wedding and it better be soon because the eggs look ready to hatch to me. But then I'm just a pussycat like you Squeaky, and I don't know very much about eggs. What shall we do? And what will Whitegoose say when she finds out? Poor Ducky.
I'm glad she's at the library.