ALL PERSONNEL ARE HEREBY WARNED THAT ANY MUSHROOMS FOUND IN THE CORRIDORS ARE NOT CONSIDERED SAFE TO BE EATEN !

And large groups of mushrooms should be avoided , as injury may result if they stampede !

STOP LAUGHING... THIS IS SERIOUS !

Hi, Chef Cooky ! I consulted my Pomeranian Grandmother's recipe notebook about mushrooms.
Stampeding mushrooms are to be clobbered flat by using a frying pan of at least 3 ft. diameter (91.5 cm).
To make them edible cut the mushrooms into slices and soak in Rum for 24 hours. Then for each kilo (2 pounds plus 10%)of mushrooms heat 3 cups of cod liver oil, and fry the mushrooms until their color turns to midnight blue.
A very delicious meal, but try it on the Grumblers first - because my grandmother made a footnote : If served to a guest, who owes you money, make sure, that he settles his debt before serving.

I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' WITH THE CAP'N ...... URRRPPP .... (so havven' had time ta mesh aroun lookin fr recipes ).
Marinate in rum , eh ?
sheems a goo' idee hic.... might 'ave some meshelf!
Hooo.... Boy them 'shrooms can soak the rum up !
Oh... clobber 'em firsh ? huc..... poor liddle shrooms.
OOPS! F'got the olive oil.. ahhh welll.... carn 'ave evvuthing !
Cook 'til blue , eh ? Will it do--oo if tha rum catches fire an' burns blue ?