[MB Omake] Reductions in Reformation

by W4

 
RECBT is, to the best of our knowledge, the longest-running improvisational fanfiction on the internet.

That's good because it has weathered the test of time and managed to garner a steady base of loyal and witty authors.

That's bad, though, because reading 100+ chapters takes a LONG time.

So, for the readers and the authors, I propose that we create... REDUCTIONS IN REFORMATION, hyper-condensed RECBT chapters in a format that I shamelessly stole from Reduced Ranma Fanfiction!

Chapter 1



KIM:
I'm going to reform criminals!

[KIM'S WIFE hits KIM.]

KIM'S WIFE:
ACK!

HAGGAR:
Iori, stop peeing all over the place and go to Kim's place! You, too, Ryuji!

Chapter 2



KIM:
I'm going to reform you all!

[The rest of the cast groans.]

BEGIN FLASHBACK

GEESE HOWARD:
Billy, kill Kim.

[GEESE hurts BILLY.]

BILLY:
Duh.

END FLASHBACK

Chapter 3



KIM:
It's wrestling!

JACK:
Kyo's a jerk!

[BASS kills KYO.]

DON:
Kyo's dead!

Chapter 4



BILLY:
I'm going to kill Kim.

[MMK beats up BILLY.]

[CHANG and CHOI come to the ring.]

KIM'S WIFE:
I'm going to kill Kim.

[MMK does NOT beat up KIM'S WIFE.]

Chapter 5



[CHANG and CHOI cheat and win.]

[KYO dies again.]

[DAN, MOKUJIN and APOCALYPSE storm the ring.]

Chapter 6



DON:
Kim Kaphwan is the referee!

MATTHEW STEADFAST:
Kim Kaphwan is the Orochi!

BILLY:
I'm going to kill Kim.

[HEAVY D! accidentally beats up BILLY.]

Chapter 7



KIM:
I'm the Tag Team Champions!

[KYO dies and respawns.]

KYO:
I challenge you!

BILLY:
Me too!

JHUN HOON:
Let's get 'em, Kim!

Chapter 8



EXPERTS:
Officiating sucks!

[KYO and BILLY double-team JHUN-HOON.]

JHUN HOON:
Being double-teamed by Kyo and Billy sucks!

HIDEO:
I quit teaching because the students suck!

KIM:
That sucks! My reformees and I will fix that!

THE REST OF THE CAST:
That idea sucks!

[KING kidnaps JHUN HOON.]

JHUN HOON:
This sucks!

[JHUN HOON passes out.]

Chapter 9



KIM'S WIFE, RYUJI, JHUN HOON and MATTHEW STEADFAST:
We're going to kill Kim! A lot!

KIM:
I'll take half the cast to Gedo High. Wife, you take the other half of the cast to Justice High.

[Meanwhile...]

GEESE:
Matthew, you work for me now.

MATTHEW STEADFAST:
Okay.

[KIM'S WIFE, JACK, DON, RYUJI and IORI arrive at Justice High.]

HYO:
Time to make trouble.

[KIM, HEAVY D!, LUCKY and BILLY arrive at Gedo High.]

GAN and EDGE:
Time to make trouble.

Chapter 10



RAVI:
I'm in this chapter!

KIM:
I'm not!

[Meanwhile...]

GEESE:
Billy sucks. Time to hire someone else to kill Kim.

EXPERTS:
Wrestling announcers suck.

[HYO looks at KIM'S WIFE.]

HYO:
Hubba hubba!

KIM's WIFE:
...

[Meanwhile, at GEDO HIGH...]

RYOGA, HEAVY D!, LUCKY, BILLY, EDGE, GAN, AKIRA, DAN, SEIGFRIED:
MORE WRESTLING!

[CHAINSAW VIGILANTE kills RYOGA.]

[JACK and DON study KYO's annoying respawning ability.]

DAN and SEIGFRIED:
Let's be friends!

CHAINSAW VIGILANTE:
I'll get you, Kim Kaphwan!

*/ \*

Okay. Who wants to take a stab at the other 91? ^_^



Posted on Apr 3, 2002, 11:24 PM
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