Chapters 11-20!

by W4

 

Chapter 11



GIRL CHOIR:
WAI!

EXPERTS:
Lukewarm chicken sucks.

KIM'S WIFE:
Kristen, Jack, Don and I are not in this chapter because Jack and Don suck.

KRISTEN SMIRNOV, JACK and DON:
That sucks!

KRISTEN SMIRNOV:
Everyone else on the bus!

REST OF THE CAST:
ACK!

[Meanwhile, at Gedo High...]

TIFFANY:
Me bouncy.

ROY:
Roy smash puny Kim!

[ROY fails to smash puny KIM.]

[Meanwhile, in the subway...]

EXPERTS:
Subway janitoring sucks!

RYUJI:
Subways suck!

[INTERRUPTING COW walks around in a fuku in Nerima.]

[Back at Gedo High...]

DAN and SEIGFRIED:
We're Team Rocket!

[DAN hits ROY in the face with his pelvis.]

ROY:
...I don't want to smash puny Kim anymore.

JESSIE:
We're not Team Rocket!

JAMES:
That sucks!


Chapter 12



GIRL CHOIR:
WA-

[PRODUCTION MANAGER WHO IS NOT MMK stops GIRL CHOIR.]

TIFFANY:
WAI!

[PRODUCTION MANAGER WHO IS NOT MMK sobs.]

JESSIE and JAMES:
We want lines!

JHUN:
Must... find... Kim...

[Meanwhile, at Gedo High...]

HEAVY D!:
BURP!

LUCKY:
Whoa! I bet that screws up your speech!

[It does.]

REFORMEES:
Let's attempt to teach and fail!

[They do. Meanwhile...]

KIM'S WIFE:
Hey, King. Your boytoy escaped.

KING:
Thanks! I'll go fetch him.

[She does while JESSIE and JAMES rob a store.]

KYO:
Wow! This is like Groundhog Day! Only I die messily three times!

[He does.]

GEESE:
Billy still sucks. Time to hire more assassins!

CLIVE:
I'm hired!

CHARLES MANDER:
I'm not, but my Attack Jelly is!

[Meanwhile...]

CHAINSAW BILL:
ACK!

[ROY, BOMAN and TIFFANY beat up DELINQUENTS.]

[SEIGFRIED and DAN attack CLIVE and CHARLES MANDER.]

STORMBREAKER:
Bang.

ATTACK JELLY:
Gulp.

DAN:
Shit.

[SEIGFRIED and DAN run.]

[Back at school...]

ELZA:
Hold these, Jack.

[ELZA hands JACK two pachages. JACK melts.]


Chapter 13



KATE MALLOY:
Geese Howard and MMK are family!

[The READERS snicker.]

MEOWTH and JHUN:
PURPLE! ACK!

GEESE:
Hiring useless assasssins suck. I'll hire another useless assassin, Galak Malthana.

[He does.]

SHINGO:
I'll take notes on Kyo's "dying" technique!

[He does.]

LUCKY:
Let's look for a cure for your speech, Heavy D!

[They do.]

KIM:
Hi, Mike Otis!

MIKE OTIS:
...

CLIVE:
Hey! Let's pick up Malak and play real-life "Crazy Taxi!"

[They do.]


Chapter 14



W4:
I'm not going to self-insert because I'll get hurt!

[W4 self-inserts. He gets hurt.]

READERS:
An author avatar that SELLS beatings? What the...-?

HYO:
Kim's Wife, you're a hottie.

[KIM'S WIFE blushes.]

[CHARLES MANDER runs from CHAINSAW BILL.]

CLIVE:
I'm here to kill K-

[KIM beats CLIVE up.]

ELZA:
Clive's here! Jack, take me to my guns!

JACK:
Okay! BOINGY!

[JACK and ELZA leap to the Kaphwan Dojo.]

[W4 self-inserts again and gets hurt again.]

HYO:
Iori, Ryuji, help me kill Kim.

CLIVE:
You're a jerk!

KIM:
I can explain!

CLIVE:
You're a doody-head!

ELZA:
Clive's here, and Kim's in trouble!

DON and JACK:
BOINGY!

[DON, JACK, ELZA and KIM'S WIFE bounce to Gedo High.]

[W4 self-inserts again and gets hurt again.]

READERS:
Stupid git.


Chapter 15



THE BLACK SNOTLING:
This sucks! I'll fix it!

[JHUN HOON gets shocked by a monkey. BILLY becomes a shop teacher. CLIVE shoots KIM.]

KIM'S WIFE:
ACK!

[KIM'S WIFE kills HYO and CLIVE.]

KYO:
Life sucks.

KING:
I agree. Let's hook up.

[They do. Then KING kills KYO. MALAK from "Final Fantasy Tactics" turns into MALAK from "Octagon Rumble."]

KIM'S WIFE:
WAH!


Chapter 16



RECBT CAST:
We're on strike!

KRISTEN SMIRNOV:
ACK!

RECBT CAST:
Let's all do temp work!

[They do. GEESE watches on TV.]

GEESE:
This sucks!

GIRL CHORUS:
WAI!

FUKUI KENJI:
Tonight on "Iron Chef," it's Team Rocket vs. Team Rocket vs. Iron Chef Morimoto Masahiro!

[DAN and SEIGFRIED glare at JESSIE and JAMES.]

FUKUI KENJI:
Tonight's secret ingredient is TOAST!

ATTACK JELLY:
Gulp.

[ATTACK JELLY poops out MEOWTH. Or, for you Dr. Thinker fans out there, out poops MEOWTH.]

RECBT CAST:
The strike is over!


Chapter 17



MMK:
You guys are nuts! And authors aren't signing up!

[They weren't.]

MMK:
GET TO WORK!

RECBT CAST:
ACK!

MMK:
Geese Howard and Kate Malloy are family!

OLD READERS:
snicker

NEW READERS:
What the-?

NURSE:
Kim LIVES!

GEESE:
Incompetent help sucks.

BILLY:
Joining Team Rocket sucks!

CLIVE:
Kyo, bring me back to life, and I'll protect you.

[KYO does.]

STORMBREAKER:
Bang.

[KYO dies.]

JACK:
Kim's the principal of Justice High!

IORI and RYUJI:
Hey, Clive! WAZZUUUUUUUUUUP?

CLIVE:
ARGH! I'll get you!

[JESSIE and JAMES rob another store. CHARLES MANDER flees from KING.]


Chapter 18



STEVEN SCOUGALL:
Let's get the show on the road!

[They do.]

KIM:
I'm a sadistick disciplinarian that will make "delinquents" do painful exercises!

[He does.]

STEVEN SCOUGALL:
Stop breaking the fourth wall, Lucky!

LUCKY:
WHAT fourth wall?!?

KING:
I'm horny, and Clive is hot. I'll steal Stormbreaker.

[She does.]

KIM'S WIFE:
Kim, you have to choose between the school and me!

KIM:
...

JESSIE, JAMES, DAN, SEIGFRIED, MEOWTH:
Let's combine to make a BIG Team Rocket and yell at Steven Scougall!

[They do.]

STEVEN SCOUGALL:
I need to turn in this chapter before they, Kim and Kyo beat me up!

[He does.]


Chapter 19



KATE MALLOY:
I'm sick, so I'll just mail my script in.

[The RECBT CAST reads the script.]

RECBT CAST:
ACK!

KATE MALLOY:
Geese Howard and I are family!

OLD READERS:
snicker

NEW READERS:
What the-?

DIRECTOR:
NO RECBT THIS WEEK!

[KATE MALLOY flees to Alaska.]

RECBT CAST:
A day off! YAY!

NARRATOR:
False alarm. The show must go on.

RECBT CAST:
We won't let you advance the plot!

READERS:
...This story has a PLOT?


Chapter 20



MMK:
I'm filling in for W4 who's busy being an impro-jerkwad, but I'm too kind to say that.

W4:
He is. DEATH TO SKIPPERS!

MMK:
So I'll just have to improvise!

[He does.]

RAIJIN:
Let's hang out!

FUJIN:
OKAY.

[They do.]

CLIVE:
I'm going to kill King and get my gun back!

KING:
I'm horny, so I'm going to knock out Ryuji and kidnap him!

[KING hits RYUJI. RYUJI loses his temper.]

CLIVE:
I found my gun! Let's go kill King!

STORMBREAKER:
Okay.

KIM KAPHWAN:
I'm late for a meeting!

[KIM flies to his meeting.]

KIM'S SECRETARY:
...



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