Chapters 77, 85, 90, and 93! Ph33r!

by black dub

 
<b><h1>Chapter 77</h1></b>

CYCLOPS: I'll kill the author and get a role in this series!
[Cyclops tries, and ends up in the Grey Archive]

GEESE: Let's unite and kill Kim!

RYUJI: Haven't we been *^$*in' trying that since the beginning?

GEESE: Shut up.

KRIZALID: Rap is fun! ^_^

KIM: K-I-M to the Double, K-A-P-H to the WAN! That's Kim Kkaphwan!

KIM's WIFE: What? Where's the Cool Whip?

KIM: K-I-M to the double E-Scobar, slapnuts! That's Kim Eescobar!

GEESE: RAP SUCKS!

RYUJI: Matthew (&@#$in' Steadfast, Geese?

GEESE: SHUT UP RYUJI!

CYCLOPS: I have returned from the Grey Archive and am now SHADOW Cyclops!

GEESE: I AM THE MAIN VILLAIN HERE, BEHOLD-

CYCLOPS: OPTIC BLAST!

KIM: OW! Slapnuts!

[Kyo explodes in a particularly messy manner, curing Kim of the Orochi]

KYO: Ow, that sure was a painful plot contrivance!

KIM: Quiet, Kyo. We returning to Japrea as of now!

READERS: Cop out.

AUTHOR: Shut *UP*!

KIM: Iggi, come with us.

IGGI: No!

KIM: Yes!

IGGI: Okay.

IORI: I'm drunk again! What happened?


<b><h1>Chapter 85</h1></b>

CLIVE: This isn't a Fight Club rip-off is it?

AUTHOR: No.

RYUJI: Yes, it &(**)in is.

AUTHOR: Ryuji, stop narrating. First person is not allowed.

RYUJI: (*&^(^/.

DONG HWAN: Ryuji, teach me.

RYUJI: Okay.

KIM's WIFE: Kim, go find Dong Hwan.

KIM: Okay.

HYO: I am now Hyotokan!
[Hyo dies in an embarassingly funny way.]

RYUJI: WAZAAAAAAAAP!

DONG HWAN: WAZAAAAAAAAP!

CLIVE: Killkillkill!

RYUJI: Oh @#$*!

MEI LI: I'm *NOT* MEI LING!

AUTHOR: Oh.

RYUJI: I'll kill Clive when he lets me go.
[Clive is forced to let Ryuji go and dies.]

WOLFGANG: I'm here. PH33R!

<b><h1>CHAPTER 90</h1></b>

ADON: I'll kill Kim again!
[Kim kicks Adon in the head.]

ADON: OW! Retreat!

CYCLOPS: I need some Pepto Bismol.

AXL LOW: I'm *not* Billy Kane!

HYO: Saint Nic-hyo-las is demeaning.

SAISYU: Reincarnate Kyo for me.

GREGG: Okay.

SAISYU: Three million times.

GREGG: WHAT?!

SHINGOROCHI: KILL CRUSH DESTROY!

KYO CLONES: We'll stop you!
[Kyo Clones all die horribly.]

SHINGOROCHI: KILL CRUSH DESTROY!

KIM: I have to stop this!

GRANDPA: Snap 'im like a Slim Jim son!

KIM: Okay, Dad.

[KYO chokes on toast.]

IORI: Munchies!

WOLFGANG: I'll short-sheet your bed! I'm so evil!
[Wolfgang evil laughs.]

BILLY KANE: I'm back!

AXL LOW: See? I'm not Billy!

GEESE: ARGH!

KIM: I will stop you Shingorochi!
[Kim immediately jobs to Shingorochi.]

WOLFGANG: I will stop you Shingorochi as part of my nefarious plan!
[Wolfgang punks Shingorochi.]

GEESE: I *hate* Christmas!
[Geese has Christmas dreams.]

TIFFANY: WAI!

GEESE: ARGH!

KYO: Hi, Geese.
[Kyo dies on Geese's carpet.]

GEESE: ARGH!

TWENTY KRIZALID CLONES: Come play with us!

GEESE: ARGH!

KING: Hello, Geese. Want to have some fun?

GEESE: There's fun right outside.
[King goes outside. Unmentionable noises ensue.]

GEESE: ARGH!

KRISTA: Do your job!

HYO: No!

KRISTA: YES!

HYO: Whoa. Okay.

GEESE: ARGH!
[Christmas Dreams end.]

GEESE: I *still* [hate] Christmas!

HYO: Kim's Wife, come with me for some North Pole Style Lovin'!

KIM: No.

KIM's WIFE: Yes!

KIM: What?
[Kim, Dong Hwan, Jae Hoon, and Grandpa conference.]

KIM: But, I can't beat up Santa Claus!

TERRY: Geeeeeeeese!

GEESE: ARGH!

<b><h1>CHAPTER 93</h1></b>

AUTHOR: ARGH! I misnamed this chapter and just now noticed it over a month after the fact! It's Chapter 93, not 92! And my formatting sucks! ARGH!

READERS: Idiot.

AUTHOR: Shuma Gorath, give me money.

SHUMA: Okay.

AUTHOR: Whoa.

LUCKY: What's wrong with your hand?

AUTHOR: A pokemon bit me.

CAST: Hahahahahahahaha.

AUTHOR: Quiet. Get to work.

KYO: I like dressing up as Princess Leia!

READERS: ¬_¬

IORI: Kilted Assassination is hard when Mom is right beside you making out with the father of your blood enemy.

IORI's MOM: Iori, come get a spanking!

KYO: You stupid cardboard cutout clones stole my father from me!
[Kyo kills many Kyos.]

SHUMA: ROAR!
[Shuma Gorath destroys much of town.]

CHANG: FOOD.

SHUMA: What?

SHINGOROCHIRAI: CRUSH KILL DESTROY!
[Shuma Gorath Swallows Chang.]

GEESE: I'm gonig to imitate Tony Montana for a moment!

WOLFGANG: Okay.

GEESE: How did you get in here?

TERRY: Geeeeeeese!

GEESE: ARGH!

JOE HIGASHI: Wolfgaaaaaaaaaang!

WOLFGANG: Hahahahahaha!

IGNIS: Use me! Use me!

That's all for now. Whoever wants to do #100 can do it. I'm tired, and it's nearly one a.m. Need sleep.

Of course, the fact that I borrowed Capcom vs SNK 2 from a friend pretty much precludes anything even resembling sleep.

A question. Are we going to merge this on the message board or will whoever compiles this get that job?

paz afuera
dub



Posted on Apr 4, 2002, 5:31 PM
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