Chapters 77, 85, 90, and 93! Ph33r!by black dub
CYCLOPS: I'll kill the author and get a role in this series!
[Cyclops tries, and ends up in the Grey Archive]
GEESE: Let's unite and kill Kim!
RYUJI: Haven't we been *^$*in' trying that since the beginning?
GEESE: Shut up.
KRIZALID: Rap is fun! ^_^
KIM: K-I-M to the Double, K-A-P-H to the WAN! That's Kim Kkaphwan!
KIM's WIFE: What? Where's the Cool Whip?
KIM: K-I-M to the double E-Scobar, slapnuts! That's Kim Eescobar!
GEESE: RAP SUCKS!
RYUJI: Matthew (&@#$in' Steadfast, Geese?
GEESE: SHUT UP RYUJI!
CYCLOPS: I have returned from the Grey Archive and am now SHADOW Cyclops!
GEESE: I AM THE MAIN VILLAIN HERE, BEHOLD-
CYCLOPS: OPTIC BLAST!
KIM: OW! Slapnuts!
[Kyo explodes in a particularly messy manner, curing Kim of the Orochi]
KYO: Ow, that sure was a painful plot contrivance!
KIM: Quiet, Kyo. We returning to Japrea as of now!
READERS: Cop out.
AUTHOR: Shut *UP*!
KIM: Iggi, come with us.
IORI: I'm drunk again! What happened?
CLIVE: This isn't a Fight Club rip-off is it?
RYUJI: Yes, it &(**)in is.
AUTHOR: Ryuji, stop narrating. First person is not allowed.
DONG HWAN: Ryuji, teach me.
KIM's WIFE: Kim, go find Dong Hwan.
HYO: I am now Hyotokan!
[Hyo dies in an embarassingly funny way.]
DONG HWAN: WAZAAAAAAAAP!
RYUJI: Oh @#$*!
MEI LI: I'm *NOT* MEI LING!
RYUJI: I'll kill Clive when he lets me go.
[Clive is forced to let Ryuji go and dies.]
WOLFGANG: I'm here. PH33R!
ADON: I'll kill Kim again!
[Kim kicks Adon in the head.]
ADON: OW! Retreat!
CYCLOPS: I need some Pepto Bismol.
AXL LOW: I'm *not* Billy Kane!
HYO: Saint Nic-hyo-las is demeaning.
SAISYU: Reincarnate Kyo for me.
SAISYU: Three million times.
SHINGOROCHI: KILL CRUSH DESTROY!
KYO CLONES: We'll stop you!
[Kyo Clones all die horribly.]
SHINGOROCHI: KILL CRUSH DESTROY!
KIM: I have to stop this!
GRANDPA: Snap 'im like a Slim Jim son!
KIM: Okay, Dad.
[KYO chokes on toast.]
WOLFGANG: I'll short-sheet your bed! I'm so evil!
[Wolfgang evil laughs.]
BILLY KANE: I'm back!
AXL LOW: See? I'm not Billy!
KIM: I will stop you Shingorochi!
[Kim immediately jobs to Shingorochi.]
WOLFGANG: I will stop you Shingorochi as part of my nefarious plan!
[Wolfgang punks Shingorochi.]
GEESE: I *hate* Christmas!
[Geese has Christmas dreams.]
KYO: Hi, Geese.
[Kyo dies on Geese's carpet.]
TWENTY KRIZALID CLONES: Come play with us!
KING: Hello, Geese. Want to have some fun?
GEESE: There's fun right outside.
[King goes outside. Unmentionable noises ensue.]
KRISTA: Do your job!
HYO: Whoa. Okay.
[Christmas Dreams end.]
GEESE: I *still* [hate] Christmas!
HYO: Kim's Wife, come with me for some North Pole Style Lovin'!
KIM's WIFE: Yes!
[Kim, Dong Hwan, Jae Hoon, and Grandpa conference.]
KIM: But, I can't beat up Santa Claus!
AUTHOR: ARGH! I misnamed this chapter and just now noticed it over a month after the fact! It's Chapter 93, not 92! And my formatting sucks! ARGH!
AUTHOR: Shuma Gorath, give me money.
LUCKY: What's wrong with your hand?
AUTHOR: A pokemon bit me.
AUTHOR: Quiet. Get to work.
KYO: I like dressing up as Princess Leia!
IORI: Kilted Assassination is hard when Mom is right beside you making out with the father of your blood enemy.
IORI's MOM: Iori, come get a spanking!
KYO: You stupid cardboard cutout clones stole my father from me!
[Kyo kills many Kyos.]
[Shuma Gorath destroys much of town.]
SHINGOROCHIRAI: CRUSH KILL DESTROY!
[Shuma Gorath Swallows Chang.]
GEESE: I'm gonig to imitate Tony Montana for a moment!
GEESE: How did you get in here?
JOE HIGASHI: Wolfgaaaaaaaaaang!
IGNIS: Use me! Use me!
That's all for now. Whoever wants to do #100 can do it. I'm tired, and it's nearly one a.m. Need sleep.
Of course, the fact that I borrowed Capcom vs SNK 2 from a friend pretty much precludes anything even resembling sleep.
A question. Are we going to merge this on the message board or will whoever compiles this get that job?
Posted on Apr 4, 2002, 5:31 PM
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