21 through 25 are GO!

by OL2001 MMK

 

Chapter 21



GAIJIN DAN:
I'm bringing in J.P. Polnareff so we can make fun of his name.

J.P. POLNAREFF:
Screw you!

HEIDERN:
Leona, go protect Kim.

LEONA:
All righty.

CLIVE:
I tied King up.

KING:
Mmm, bondage!

CLIVE:
...I have to go now.

RYUJI:
I'm going to get drunk and swear a lot.

IORI:
Ditto, 'xcept without the swearing.

MALAK:
WAI! I hate myself.

BIBLEMAN:
I will talk to Kim Kaphwan and then get killed off!

[He does.]

LEONA:
I'm a guidance councillor. I say nothing.

STUDENT:
I'm cured!

[He dies.]

LEONA:
...

TEAM ROCKET 2000:
Meanwhile, we're eating okonomiyaki. Hey, did we just get bigger?

FUJIN:
YUP.

KIM's WIFE:
I'm not in this episode.

GAIJIN DAN:
I'm leaving.

EDGE:
Pfft.


Chapter 22



MARK POA:
Hey, the sun.

READERS:
What?

JOHN EVANS:
Heh heh.

MALAK:
I hate myself. I'm gonna bug the author.

MARK POA:
Anybody have any questions or concerns?

CAST OF RECBT:
QUESTIONS! CONCERNS!

MARK POA:
Whoa. One at a time, then.

CAST OF RECBT (individually):
QUESTIONS! CONCERNS!

MARK POA:
Meh.

[CLIVE destroys a phonebooth.]

KIM'S WIFE:
I'm not in this episode either.

MARK POA:
Seeya.

KIM'S WIFE:
Crap!


Chapter 23



DR. N. BRIO:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HEE!

[He merges JAPAN and KOREA into JAPREA, incidentally killing CHARLES MANDER. W4 and the title art have a slapfight.]

SANIA:
Hi, everybody! I'm going to kill off two recurring characters.

[She does.]

MMK:
I am in this chapter despite not writing it.

BOTH MALAKS:
Whoa.

MMK:
Yeah. So you guys'll play tiddlywinks next chapter.

BOTH MALAKS:
Huh?

[SANIA air-dashes across the city, incidentally destroying CLIVE's car.]

CLIVE:
Allow me to snap.

[He does. But in a happy way.]

SANIA:
I love Kim.

KIM:
I don't notice.

LEONA:
Chocolate is talking to me.

DR. N. BRIO:
HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HO HO HO HO HO! Kim, you're gonna die in twelve years.

KIM:
Not if I reform Freeman, who is currently Freeboy!

GEESE:
Hi.

FREEBOY:
Hello!

GEESE:
Follow me.

FREEBOY:
Okay.

W4:
To recap, I killed six people today.


Chapter 24



KIM:
ROAD TRIIIIIIIIP!

KIM's WIFE:
Gah.

REFORMEES:
Gah!

SANIA:
I'm coming too!

KIM's WIFE:
Gah.

[FREEBOY leaves an old woman in front of a truck.]

CLIVE:
I'm going to kill Kim.

STORMBREAKER:
So nothing new on that front.

CLIVE:
Shut up.

[MALAK from the Octagon Rumble beats up MALAK from Final Fantasy Tactics. GEESE and FREEBOY train. KIM, KIM's WIFE, KIM's SONS, SANIA, LEONA and the REFORMEES pile into a vehicle.]

KIM, KIM'S WIFE, KIM'S SONS, LEONA, REFORMEES:
Oof.


Chapter 25



KRISTEN SMIRNOV:
Okay! Everybody go out and do promotional stuff!

[They do.]

GAN:
DATE?

FUJIN:
YES.

[FUJIN beats the shit out of ELMO.]


Chapter 25.5



ANONYMOUS:
grunt

[FREEBOY kills DR. N. BRIO.]

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I'll be doing more once I'm back on the computer. Yes. Fun.



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