21 through 25 are GO!
by OL2001 MMK
I'm bringing in J.P. Polnareff so we can make fun of his name.
Leona, go protect Kim.
I tied King up.
...I have to go now.
I'm going to get drunk and swear a lot.
Ditto, 'xcept without the swearing.
WAI! I hate myself.
I will talk to Kim Kaphwan and then get killed off!
I'm a guidance councillor. I say nothing.
TEAM ROCKET 2000:
Meanwhile, we're eating okonomiyaki. Hey, did we just get bigger?
I'm not in this episode.
Hey, the sun.
I hate myself. I'm gonna bug the author.
Anybody have any questions or concerns?
CAST OF RECBT:
Whoa. One at a time, then.
CAST OF RECBT (individually):
[CLIVE destroys a phonebooth.]
I'm not in this episode either.
DR. N. BRIO:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HEE!
[He merges JAPAN and KOREA into JAPREA, incidentally killing CHARLES MANDER. W4 and the title art have a slapfight.]
Hi, everybody! I'm going to kill off two recurring characters.
I am in this chapter despite not writing it.
Yeah. So you guys'll play tiddlywinks next chapter.
[SANIA air-dashes across the city, incidentally destroying CLIVE's car.]
Allow me to snap.
[He does. But in a happy way.]
I love Kim.
I don't notice.
Chocolate is talking to me.
DR. N. BRIO:
HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HO HO HO HO HO! Kim, you're gonna die in twelve years.
Not if I reform Freeman, who is currently Freeboy!
To recap, I killed six people today.
I'm coming too!
[FREEBOY leaves an old woman in front of a truck.]
I'm going to kill Kim.
So nothing new on that front.
[MALAK from the Octagon Rumble beats up MALAK from Final Fantasy Tactics. GEESE and FREEBOY train. KIM, KIM's WIFE, KIM's SONS, SANIA, LEONA and the REFORMEES pile into a vehicle.]
KIM, KIM'S WIFE, KIM'S SONS, LEONA, REFORMEES:
Okay! Everybody go out and do promotional stuff!
[FUJIN beats the shit out of ELMO.]
[FREEBOY kills DR. N. BRIO.]
I'll be doing more once I'm back on the computer. Yes. Fun.
Posted on Apr 4, 2002, 8:26 PM
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