-12 (The "Gosh Darn Ideas" Law):
When it is your turn, you will either have absolutely no idea what to write or at least twice as many ideas as you could possibly fit into your part.
42 (The "Reality Ain't What It Used To Be" Law):
Every improvisatonal fanfiction has at least one sizeable retcon.
69 (The "...huh?" Law):
Every improvisational fanfiction has at least one reference that is understood only by the improvisational fanfiction community.
10 (The "Jumping Into The Empty Pool" Law):
Every improvisational fanfiction has at least one part written by an author who hasn't read all of the previous parts.
666 (The "Givin' A Shout Out To My Lovecraftian Homies" Law):
Every chibi-impro has at least one reference to Dark Gods.
54 (The "...Sorry About This" Law):
Every improvisational fanfiction has at least one chapter where the author apologizes for his/her part in his/her author's notes.
54 (Addendum):
In addition, every improvisational fanfiction has at least one chapter where the author apologizes for a part which required no apology.
0 (Addendum):
Every improvisational fanfiction will have one chapter whose author notes indicate that a certain author will write next and said author does NOT write next.
Posted on Nov 20, 2002, 3:46 PM from IP address 68.101.245.66