And now the rest of my chapters

by Gavok

/* Chapter 114 *\
/* Written by Gavok *\
/* Reduced by Gavok *\

GAVOK:
This is backwards like a movie only 3 of you have seen!

[Iori slaughters Shao Kahn]

IORI:
That's for killing my mom!

SHAO KAHN:
Hey, how's it going?

IORI:
I'm going to kill you!

GAVOK:
See?

RYUJI:
Forgot About Jae is stupid and I'm not in it.

GODDESS OF BANK VAULTS:
Shao Kahn killed you mom.

IORI:
Danke.

NEEDLES X:
Die, Fox McCloud!

[Iori beats up Dack Kaphwan]

LUCKY:
Axel, you suck without wheels.

HOL HORSE:
Boingo, you have to help me!

BOINGO:
'Kay.

SAISYU KUSANAGI:
I killed Iori's mother for our great feud!

KYO KUSANAGI:
That feud's been over for quite some time, pop.

SAISYU:
D'oh!

MISS X:
It's-a me! Mario!

IORI:
Now I have this condition...

GORO:
I'm the Next Big Villain!

SHANG TSUNG:
TEAR HIM APART! MURDER HIM!

DR. WILY:
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!

/* Chapter 121 *\
/* Written by Gavok*\
/* Reduced by Gavok *\

[Sweet Tooth kills Link]

YUN:
This DVD sucks.

YANG:
Check out the deleted scenes!

VOLDUST:
Hello. Me and Barret T are direct ripoffs of two wrestling gimmicks.

BARRET T:
SUCKAAAAA!

VOLDUST:
Here's stuff that never made it into RECBT. And with good reason.

[said stuff is shown, including the premature end of RECBT]

GEESE:
What do you want to do with your life!?

ROCK:
I WANNA... I mean, GEEEEEESE!

/* Chapter 127 *\
/* Written by Gavok *\
/* Reduced by Gavok *\

HIDEO:
I'm going to annoy the hell out of you for an entire chapter! Go me!

FROST:
I love you Sweet Tooth!

SWEET TOOTH:
I love you Frost!

KUNIMITSU:
You're cute, Kim.

KIM:
Come over to my place?

KUNIMITSU:
'Kay!

BOWSER:
I don't NEED no instructions to know how to ROCK!

HIDEO:
It's a Aqua Teen Hunger Force parody for those wondering.

JHUN:
Everybody, we're going to be having a big dinner tonight.

COOL CHOI:
Cool.

JHUN:
Hol, to stop you from smoking we got you Potemkin as a Saturday Night Live character.

POTEMKIN:
STOP! SMOKING!

JOHNNY CAGE:
Welcome to Jakkass.

DIO:
I am four feet tall!

DOOM GUY:
Doom Guy make everything out of Cheez-its!

KIM:
Hopefully Iori and Ryuji will come!

IORI:
No.

RYUJI:
No.

ADON:
Yes!

DOCTRINE DARK:
Kunimitsu is my ex-wife! Bet you didn't see that coming!

Gavok
(Psst! MMK! Special board!)

Posted on Dec 17, 2002, 7:25 PM
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