It was a quiet night in South Town tonight, which was pretty ironic
given the rampaging robot, giant monsters and 50 foot naked hottie
melee yesterday. but the people of this not so fair city are
notoriously jaded, and as such, things that normally stay on CNN for
weeks on end recieve barely a passing notice in South Town.
Which is why on this fine day, People were partying down at Club
Shorty's Dance Dance Rave-o-lution, which was packed and presenting a
most delicious atmosphere for getting jiggy with it, shaking your
groove thang, or in the case of a certain master ninja, doing your
damndest to get lucky with at least two fine foxy ladies.
Which is exactly what Sub-Zero, the chinese ninja warrior with his
heart SO COLD, was trying to do. To be precise, he was trying to score
with both the women known simply as Frost and Nina Williams.
"So ladies," he said, mustering all his skills as a playa, "how about
you, me, and you come back to my place. I mean, I know that," gesturing
to Frost, "are a cold-hearted high-horsed backstabbing powergamer,
while your freind here is a ruthless assassin who's been in the deep
freeze and under some mexican demon's mind control. But hey, both of
you like the cold, I like the cold, so let's say you two and me head
back to my place and warm things up, okay?"
The two women sat there silent in their refusal, choosing to sip their
drinks. Sub-Zero was about to Launch into another attempt to woo their
frigid hearts, when he spied the notorious batwoman Jenny in her full
chiropteran glory. which was to say, bare-ass naked save for
strategicly placed tufts of fur, doing the Batusi under the pulsing
strobe lights. having heard the rumors of her loose morals and
attraction to older men, he danced his way over to play his masculine
wiles once again.
Unfortunately, he never got the chance to find out if he could pull it
off this time, as he was suddenly pulled to the side and into the gaze
of Fuuma.
"Hey," Sub-Zero said cooly, "Nice to see you here, Fuuma. I take it
you have come seeking my aid in attaining the secret arts of nookie?"
"Not exactly," said the blue-haired kid next to fuuma, whom Sub-Zero
recognized as that Jack kid who fuuma was on the side of fighting Giga
Bowser. "But we do need your help."
Not that Sub-Zero was listening, as he was paying more attention to
the spandex-clad platinum blonde with them.
Angel, recognizing the look on Sub-Zero's face, began to lay on the
charm, by bending forward slightly, and fluttering her eyes.
"We would really appreciate the help of a big, strong, experienced
ninja like you, Sub-Zero."
Sub-Zero, having had a few beers earlier tonight in addition to a rum
and coke, was all ears. "No problem there, lady. After all, I swore to
Fuuma that5 I would always be there for him when the need arose, and
my word is my bond, and together, we can overcome any obstacle. After
all, who was it that kicked Goro in the teeth."
"I believe that was Liu Kang," Jae replied, glacing out the club's
front window.
"True enough, but who was it that bested Quan Chi's deadly alliance?"
"That was Kung Lao," Angel said.
"With some help that is from your's truly. but Who was it that beat
both Moloch and Drahimin?"
"I think that was Scorpion." fumma scratched his head in memory
"Fraid not, my freind, I was there when Scorpy got chucked into the
abyss, and it was I who avenged him upon the Oni."
Jae, Angel and Fuuma applauded this oft-forgotten facet of fighting
legendry, and once the clapping died down, Sub-Zero spoke once more.
"So," he said, picking a martini from a passing waitress, "Exactly
what sort of trouble do you guys need my help in fighting?"
Jae was about to reply, when he again looked outside, then shouted to
everyone in the club "Everybody down!" as he tackled Fuuma and Angel
to safety, and Sub-Zero, his life honed by a lifetime of Ninja
training, followed suit, as the front of the club exploded inward
amidst a shower of broken glass, dust and smoke. And when the smoke
cleared, the screaming began, for standing in the whole it had just
created in the rave-house wall, was a Colossal arachnid composed of
stone both solid and molten, a mix of steam and dust rising from it
as the creature lurched forward. While closely resembling a spider,
the frightened clubbers watched as a long, sinuous tail that was
barbed like that of a scorpion arose from the creature's abdomen.
It's great head looked about, eyes of faceted sapphires gleaming
under the remaining light.
Fuuma pointed at the creature from behind an upturned table. "Um,
that," he said softly, answering his feind's question a little late.
The Monster roared with enough ferocity to shake the ceiling, and then,
much to everyone's surprise spoke.
"Kim Jae Hoon," It bellowed, it's voice harsh and inhumanly throaty,
"Surrender your power, and die!"
Jae looked at Fuuma. "Shouldn't that be 'Or die'?"
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Forgot About Jae
Chapter 43: Race For your Life, Kim Jae Hoon!
Syndicated weekly by Shelby 'Darkheart One' Scott
Used to taunt Impro-eating tree by Jim 'Grahf316' Eperson
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Last time On Forgot About Jae:
- Mama Mia! Luigi's a chick. Don't ask.
- Dong began his career as Dooms stunt double.
- Thank Dan It's Friday! But there's still work to be done.
- Jae and Angel went Swashbuckling
- AIEE! Togera!
- AIEE! Giant robot!
- AIEE! Giant monkey!
- Aiee! Aliens! Want! Wimmens! Underhings!
- AIEE! Giant nympho Muppet!
- Angel's huge! No, the other meaning!
- And a good brawl was had by all.
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Posted on May 11, 2003, 8:21 PM from IP address 24.42.201.146