So I have a friend. Stop laughing. And this friend is writing a story. I've been helping her brainstorm, and we're both a little stuck. So I figured that I didn't know anyone else as sadistic with the humor as you folks.
So.
*The Setup:
Washuu, being the evil fun person that she is, has decided there's an Experiment that needs doing. She has made herself an indestructible room. She has gathered (read: kidnapped) the appropriate subjects and has placed them in said room. She has a list of factors to introduce to aid in study. She has gotten Arisugawa Juri from Shoujo Kakumei Utena to assist her in her research. (Trust me, when you see her subjects, you'll realize it was a good choice. That, and Juri Rocks.) She has doughnuts and bonbons. All is in readiness.
*The Lab Rats:
Kushrenada, Treize; Gundam Wing
Ohtori, Akio; Shoujo Kakumei Utena
Sakurazuka, Seishirou; Tokyo Babylon, X/1999
Nakago, I don't know his other name if he has one; Fushigi Yuugi
Monou, Fuuma; X/1999
~Bonus~ Muraki, Kazutaka; Yami no Matsuei
All of these men share a few common traits. They are all powerful, somewhat insane, cruel- and oh yes, sexy beyond all reason. So... if all the powers were taken away and all the advantages were made more or less even, who would seduce the most Factors by the final tally? Inquiring minds want to know! More importantly, Washuu wants to know, and she's still disappointed that Wufei managed to cling to the ceiling tiles for that long.
*The Snafu:
Akio got zapped by Kaworu and had to be removed, thus freeing up a spot which was then filed by Muraki. Yeah, Washuu's evil. Unfortunately, Akio woke up somewhat prematurely and clonked Juri over the head. Now he's loose and has taken over the control room. He has evolved from SexGod!Akio to Pissy!Akio, and is taking out his bad mood on the inhabitants of The Room.
Akio: Kio! Kio akio kiokio! A-Ki-O!: ::scowls::
Shaddap, you.
*The Question:
If YOU were Akio (which all on it's own is a scary idea) who would you put in the room? There are a few conditions:
-Nobody like, say, Nappa from DBZ or Heart from FotNS. In fact, nobody from North Star at ALL. This means that Vanilla Ice is Right Out as well. No Diamond. No Palmer. No Heidegger. Same principle. We want the readers to be able to handle this too, you know. Remember, the guys DO have to try their best to seduce this person. Be sadistic within reason.
-Dark Schneider is already on Akio's list, so he's not available, and I'm personally trying to get Alucard in sometime soon, since I think he'd just enter, look around, and laugh his undead tukus off.
-No gender conditions, but they have to be at least fairly humanoid. Also, they need to be reasonably self-aware. So Gundams are a no, but KOS-MOS or Nuku Nuku might be okay.
-You can read thus far at http://trinsan.com/personal/experiment.html
-Juri and Washuu don't go in the room. Juri's immune, anyway, and Akio wants Washuu to have to watch.
-The seducees can be from the same series, is is evidenced by poor little Miki. (NO ONE can resist the MIKI! BWWAHAHAHAHA!) They can even know the Lab Rats, since there used to be a scene with Nuriko throwing Nakago into a wall that got scrapped.
Any thoughts? We're stuck, and you are all funny, so... ::bats eyes::
-Isa, who is proud to have been the weirdo who stuck Wufei to the ceiling in the first place.
Posted on Jul 19, 2003, 10:37 PM from IP address 66.248.1.23