Excerpt!

by Steven Scougall

 
The formatting on this is going to be horrible. I apologise in advance.



/* Page break uses pagebreakyouken to break you! */

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| No, No, That's Not It, Page Break Old Chum. |
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/* No breaking? */

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| No Breaking. Instead, You Say The Series Title. |
| Then You Say The Chapter Number. Then The |
| Chapter Title. Then The Name Of The Author Of |
| The Chapter. Then The Name Of The Guy Who |
| Started This Whole Thing. |
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/* But... no breaking? */

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| Is That Whimpering I Hear? |
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/* sob */

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| I Guess It Is. |
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/* Why? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? Why can't Page */
/* Break Use pagebreakyouken??? I just learned */
/* it! It's nifty! It's uber! It pwnz j00 all! */

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| Well, You Do Get The Option Of Doing Something |
| Different And Amusing After Doing All The Stuff |
| You Have To Do. |
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/* Really? */

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| Really. |
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/* Oh, alright. */

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| You Missed Your Cue. There's Supposed To Be A |
| Break, And Then The Chapter Header After This |
| Dialog - Oh, Right. Ahem Excuse Me, I'll |
| Forget My Own Head Next. |
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/* You don't have a head. */

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| Must You Remind Me Of That? Every Time We |
| Talk, You Invariably Tell Me I Don't Have A |
| Head! I Might Be A Metatextual Construct, But I |
| Have Feelings Too! Let Me Tell You Something! |
| YOU DON'T HAVE A HEAD EITHER!! |
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/* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! */

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| Ha! Take That, Insolent Grasshopper! |
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/* Grasshopper? Grashopper? GRASSHOPPER?!? */

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| Would You Prefer I Call You An Indolent Cur? |
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/* Bastard. */

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| Indolent Cur. |
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/* Jerk! */

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| Clown. |
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/* ARSEHAT! */

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| Arsehat? Arsehat?!? ARSEHAT?!? That Tears It! |
| Have At You! Chapterheaderyoudriver! |
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/* Ow! Take THIS! Pagebreakyouken! */

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| Owthch! You Thtupid Pagebreak, You Jutht |
| Broke My Tooth! I'll Never Get Another Chapter |
| Header Job With Thith Broken Tooth! |
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/* Never doubt the pagebreakyouken again! */

Kim Kaphwan, still in the process of being kidnapped by kangaroos, watched the proceedings with half-conscious bemusement. He was, in fact, using smile #???, the "Metatextual Constructs Of My Casual Acquaintance, Cosplaying As Each Other, Are Beating Each Other Up Because They Have Insulted Each Other's Lack Of Headness" bemused grin, a distant relative of Smile #91.

Eventually things quietened down, and the chapter introductions resumed.

/* Welcome, everyone! This series is "Reforming Evil Can Be Tricky"! This chapter of RECBT is Chapter 144! It is called [Something the Author Hasn't Decided Yet]! It was written by Steven Scougall, someone who has sometimes been described as a Mad Author! The series was started by James Howard, the Multimediocre Knight! And remember kids, always brush your teeth, and never doubt the Pagebreakyouken! KAPWING! */




Posted on Mar 11, 2004, 7:54 PM
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