Some [awful] RECBT summaries.
by Idiotbox
Feel free to ditch these if they don't measure up.
/* Chapter 98 *\
/* Written by Mark Poa *\
/* Reduced by Idiotbox *\
KRISTINA:
I'm KRISTA's twin.
[KRISTA shoots her.]
[PAGE BREAK hits on the CHAPTER HEADER then gets fired.]
JACK and DON:
We're locked in a bank vault. Again.
KIM:
We're going to NESTS' secret volcano base.
NARRATOR:
That's not the real JACK and DON.
KRISTA:
That's not the real IORI.
LEONA:
I know it isn't. Its a running gag.
KRISTA:
Where's KIM?
KYO:
At NESTS' secret volcano base.
[KYO dies.]
[KRISTA watches KIM and the gang fight NESTS]
JACK and DON:
We're free!
JHUN:
I'm Taekwondo Fighter X!
KIM'S WIFE:
I'm ripping off Serial Experiments Lain.
[KRISTA disappears with JACK and DON.]
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/* Chapter 99 *\
/* Written by Robert Kelly *\
/* Reduced by Idiotbox *\
KYO and IORI:
This is an important chapter.
[KYO dies.]
IORI:
Your not SHINGOROCHI?
SHINGO:
Your not MISS X?
SIE and BAO:
We're ripping of Swordfish.
[SIE blows up their car.]
IORI:
MISS X is my sister.
[KIM and the gang beat up NESTS.]
[HEAVY D tries playing pinata.]
[NARU and MOTOKO join MISS X.]
[ROCK and SIE chase CHANG and CHOI.]
[MISS X kidnaps KASUMI TENDO.]
[ROCK, SIE, CHANG and CHOI meet IORI and SHINGO.]
[MISS X kidnaps ATHENA.]
[KRISTA and some SIs place bets on how long the TLC will last.]
IZUMI YAGAMI:
Meet the TLC.
IORI, SHINGO, ROCK, SIE and BILLY:
Bring it on!
IZUMI:
IORI, I challenge you to a football match.
IORI:
Crap!
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/* Chapter 100 *\
/* Written by Black Dub *\
/* Reduced by Idiotbox *\
[KYO dies many times.]
KIM:
Where are JACK and DON? Nevermind, let's split up to find them.
IORI:
I'm thinking.
[The TLC engages in a <scene missing>]
CHAPTER HEADER:
Its chapter ONE FREAKING HUNDRED!
SHOMA:
I'm confused by technology.
NATSU, IZUMI and IORI:
That's really irritating.
[FAKE JACK and FAKE DON beat up AXEL, LUCKY and D.]
[The TLC kicks IORI'S team's asses at football.]
[FAKE JACK and FAKE DON try and beat up KIM. P. JACK and JACK-2 beat up FAKE JACK. The real JACK and DON beat up FAKE DON.]
IORI:
Time for more first person.
GLADYS YAGAMI:
And what do you think your doing?
[IORI tries to beat up IZUMI.]
GLADYS:
That's it, your coming to live with IZUMI and me!
[IORI whines. JHUN gets a real eyeful.]
BLACK DUB:
Okay I'm done...
[Pause.]
BLACK DUB:
...Oh, all right then have an awards ceremony.
----------
/* Chapter 106 *\
/* Written by W4 *\
/* Reduced by Idiotbox *\
W4:
I'm writing this chapter. But I don't have any evil plans.
KIM and HIS FAMILY:
We're afraid of the title art! And other stuff!
[MARIE and various challengers beat themselves up.]
[JHUN gets paranoid about ATHENA being unclean.]
[DR. UNPAIDEXTRA treats inane phobias.]
KYO and IORI:
We're on fire!
[HOL holds up a bank using CLIVE. Yes, CLIVE.]
CHANG and CHOI:
We're bald!
DR. UNPAIDEXTRA and RUGAL:
One of those days, huh?
[AKUMA and FERNANDEZ bounce around on their asses.]
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/* Chapter 107 *\
/* Written by Grahf316 *\
/* Reduced by Idiotbox *\
[RAIZO uses the title art to rip off The Shining.]
[GEESE talks smack to the PAGE BREAKS.]
MEI LI:
RAIZO is ripping off your schtick.
HYO:
I'm Hulk Hogan, brotha!
[SATOMI fights SAKURA.]
KIM:
I'm a closet cosplayer.
RAIZO:
Let's team up.
[KIM'S WIFE and the REFORMEES find JACK and DON.]
DIO BRANDO and the TLC:
Behold, Justice!
JUSTICE:
I have TIFFANY'S voice!
IGNIZ:
Running NESTS can be tricky.
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/* Chapter 108 *\
/* Written by Pei *\
/* Reduced by Idiotbox *\
[The AUTHOR shoots KYO.]
[KIM'S WIFE complains about her name.]
[RYUJI does a KFC parody involving cannibalism.]
[GEESE gets to Justice High and nearly causes a yaoi moment.]
KIM:
TIFFANY is the INTERRUPTING COW?
GEESE:
Whatever, let's scrap.
[KIM'S WIFE and the REFORMEES fight KING and the TLC.]
HYO:
I'm a crappy fanfic writer.
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/* Chapter 109 *\
/* Written by Gaijin Dan Mastriani *\
/* Reduced by Idiotbox *\
GAIJIN DAN:
I'm being dark and mysterious.
[KIM'S WIFE fights IZUMI.]
KIM:
GEESE, let's team up.
STMC:
We're amusingly inept.
LONDO BELL CREW:
We're amusingly inept.
CHANG and CHOI:
We're smart and cool!
HYO:
Everybody on the spaceship. We're going to Planet Stasiak.
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/* Chapter 110 *\
/* Written by W4 *\
/* Reduced by Idiotbox *\
ANDY:
I'm spanking MAI'S ass.
JOE:
I redesigned the Fourth Wall.
TERRY:
That''s the gayest thing I've ever seen.
[TERRY remembers something disturbing involving GEESE, KRAUSER and MR. BIG.]
TERRY:
Okay, that's the second gayest thing I've ever seen.
[The Fourth Wall chases JOE and TERRY.]
DON:
We're locked in a bank vault again.
[JACK goes crazy.]
GODDESS OF BANK VAULTS:
You did this to yourselves.
DON:
Forgive us. JACK'S stupid but I'm smart.
KIM:
Nothing can go wrong!
KIM:
Everything went wrong!
[GOKU and VEGETA play paper-scissors-rock. The Fourth Wall chases JOE and TERRY.]
GEESE:
Nothing can go wrong!
GEESE:
Everything went wrong!
CLIVE:
STORMY BOOGY DOOG!
DON:
Are you from New Jersey?
JOEY WHEELER:
No, I'm not!
[A duel between YAMI YUGI and SETO KAIBA is interrupted by a group of BEWDS.]
YAMI YUGI:
GODDESS OF BANK VAULTS! I choose you!
[The GODDESS OF BANK VAULTS puts the BEWDS in a bank vault.]
GODDESS OF BANK VAULTS:
Where's my 'thank you', YUGI? Where's my fame, DON?
[DON and the GODDESS OF BANK VAULTS have a sappy WAFF scene.]
JACK, DON, BEWDS, JOEY, YUGI and SETO:
We're locked in a bank vault. Again.
[JACK, BEWDS, JOEY, YUGI and SETO beat up DON.]
ANDY:
Nothing can go wrong!
ANDY:
Everything went wrong!
[In Hell, KYO eats KIM, GEESE and ANDY, drinks TIFFANY MILK and eats CLIVE.]
[YUGI, TEA GARDNER, TRISTAN TAYLOR and JOEY make like Scooby Doo.]
MIKE HAGGAR:
I'm addicted to Minesweeper! And I would would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
BLUE MARY:
Why, won't anyone spank me?
[The Fourth Wall chases MARY.]
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