What... just for the WINTER? Be warned Daniel... there are some...April 14 2008 at 10:16 AM
Tony Natoli, SoCal
Response to I'm in Northern NY now
... real weirdos up there.. unlike those found in Texas or the southwest out here...
... and they talk funny too!
Hey... yur in some great company up there seriously... enjoy!
Black Tooth and me... since 1983!
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