Arrrgghh ' warm beer?'

Never mate... make yer spew it would.. yes it's gotta be freezin here or at least tied under the boat all day if you havent got ice.. talkin about under.. Ive been under the house all afternoon soldering the phone cable together.. my nephews dog chewed it to bits.. I might have to teach it to sit in the middle of the road, and take it down the highway one night, it chewed through the network cable to his pc from mine also.. bored ****less it is.. runs round the roof of my boat all night chasin the possums away.
Yes Tony... cold... is how we like it here... I'll tell yer a story that had me hurtin but I guess it won't read the way this scotch chic told it.. she said she came here from scotland when she was sixteen and over there they all go to the pub... bit different here and I guess in usa also.. Anyway she knew from stories that Ozzies drink their beer cold.. and doesn't want to let on she's new to australia, so she goes up to the local pub.. up to the bar and puts one foot up on the foot rail.. the bloke say's " what'l yer have luv?" she say's ...... I'l have a beer... with ice.... ha ha ha she said jesus they all looked at me.. and I knew I said somethin wrong..
Oh I woulda loved to have been there.. she's a natural comedian.. a female billy conolly if u no who he is..
Anyway im out of beer..