My X SuX…

I can only take a 15mph turn at 60mph.

It makes noise when the top is on or off.

People always stare at me or the car…I don’t know which.

The damn thing gets hot when I am in traffic after getting “on it”.

AC don’t work.

Drives like a damn sports car and I was told it was a family car.

Wipers work half the speed of normal wipers but I don’t drive in the rain anyway.

I gotta park sticking out of the parking spot so vehicles don’t try to park in my spot.

Can’t lock the doors, don’t have keys for that. Tops off anyways.

Gotta drive like I’m riding a motorcycle so I don’t get hit.

My X don’t suX. I like it. A LOT!

Everyone has an opinion and they're right.


Aaron Gregory
Columbus, OH
FX 19