1.)Women Stars: I'm seeing Tyra Banks, Cindi Crawford, and the girl who played "Gabriel" on Xena. I don't know her name. One person he wound't like would be Chyna. No.
2.)Things he would never say:
"I really need to get a pair of glasses."
"You know that dead Russian girl, Anasatsia? Yeah, she's hot."
"I think I'm going to wear my spandex today."
"I'm gay. No you don't understand. I like men."
"Suicide sounds like fun!"
"Okay, Party's over. Let's go home."
3.)If he were to cross dress. If Jedite were going to cross dress, he'd do it right.
He would wear a thong, and pantyhose. (the net kind.)::hums "we're men, we're men tights...":: Then, he'd have a water bra, compete with water ballons to fill it. Maybe even a corset. (:shudders at the thought::) Finally, the clothes. He'd have a long chiffon dress, and it would probably be a lavender color. He'd have sparkly heels that matched. His make up match too. He'd have a long blonde goldie-locks type wig with a tiara. Then, as i said, lavender eyeshadow and a sultry pink shade of lipstick with a gloss sheen. I've had this planned for a while...
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