your very important question.....I saw women pee standing up when I was little....and my wife told me the story about her granny and this old woman peeing standing up and carrying on a conversation.........when I drove a taxi this drunk peed on the side of my car......I had a JW girlfriend that lived in the NC mountains and her granny lived with her family and these Holly Rollers ,grannys family would visit on sunday.One sunday they was sitting around in a circle in the living room dressed all proper and purty just coming from church.Her daddy [a drunk]come right in the middle of this bunch and emptied his bladder......her mama just CRACKED UP I thought she would never stop laughing.[I loved that old lady she was a JW till she died]them other folk just sit in stunned silence.I wasn't laughin much....I cleaned it up............Davey