Lindsay Lohan and book deals

The first step of alcoholic recovery is recognizing that your addiction and life are unmanagable. I like to tell people that I knew my life was unmanagable when I screwed up a suicide attempt. If you're telling me that Lindsay isn't even credible as a lesbian her life really is a train wreck. Pretty sad for somebody that isn't 25 yet.

Book deals: I'm going attempting to go mainstream at the moment. Book one is an alternate history (first in a series of three) that has been sent to a publisher who accepts direct submissions of such things. (A real publisher not a vanity press). I have a proposal to an agent for a novel based very loosely on my time with the witnesses. A couple of the agents who have rejected it said it sounded really good, but they weren't taking new clients. At some point if that doesn't pan out I may self publish through Lulu or some place like that. I figure I could sell a bunch of them to the online ex-witness, ex-mormon and ex-mooney type communities. Now that I have nothing else to do with my time I may take a shot at it.