I resemble those remarks.....I am not pissed, I am completely sober (though that is not always the case), and "crocks" don't bite people, "crocs" do!
And then there are those killer kangaroos:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/04/17/2546116.htm
Actually they can cause quite terrible injuries in the rare attacks that happen.
Jen
In Oz