Hows about folks who mis-use the language like .... "I cut it into halfs", or I should of seen it coming".
Helen does this, makes me crazy and does so on purpose.
The flen on your dispensers.. hmm yeah, that sucks. Flen was a snigglet from some show, years ago. Any crusted condiment.
The wall folk, pack a bazooka, blast a hole through.
The forgotten shoppers, glare, glare hard, glare a hole thorugh them, they simply must be stopped.