Stargate: SG-1

So far just one story for this genre. It may be expanded later. I own nothing, am a firm Daniel / Shau'ri shipper, don't particularly care about Sam / Jack and haven't seen anything past the beginning of season 9 (stupid channel 4).

The Thing With Feathers - Daniel finds an ancient tablet inscribed with his name on an alien planet. He steps through the Stargate and arrives on Earth mostly dead. Jack meets a new kind of snake god. Daniel gets Gatewrecked again. Then things get really strange. Summary inside. WARNING: Contains dark (and I do mean Dark) material in one chapter. Clearly signposted. Also full of silly jokes.