Anything not attached to this thread isn't a Smallville centred story, and is probably a Dool one. Hope that's not too confusing. Nothing here is very long, I'm too lazy for that.

As below, I've rated everything for madness (1= as sane as I get to 5= pass the strait jacket please) and age as well as written short summaries of each story so that you know what you're getting.

15 Minutes of Fame: Andy Warhol's Lost Trainer - Having invented the Andy-Warhol-Was-Right-Gizmatic, Jude makes his words come true in a slightly unexpected way when she visits Smallville and its residents like a Dickensian spirit. She's only got fifteen minutes and she's determined to use them well. No coupling, really bad jokes, fits in anywhere. Age rating U, madness rating 3. Completed.

Tell Her - Exactly 300 word angst from Clark. Why he can never tell Chloe the truth. C/C. Sadness abounds. Completed. Age rating U, madness rating 1.

Me and Betsy - Slightly AU - Clark has two great secrets in his life. He's an alien, we know, but what else is he hiding from the world? Smallville's best kept secret is about to be revealed. Extreme silliness in precisely 350 word segments ensues. Completed. Age rating U. Blaming this one on Diet Coke and insomnia is not getting me out of a madness rating of an unhealthy 4. Read it at your peril.