Crusty old age, why you little whipper snapper!
The below are a well kept secret from those young-uns. Make sure you keep a copy handy (I find between my Senior Citizens card and Bus pass to be safest).
Q. (1) When lawn bowling how do I read the bias of the bowl and the slope of the green?
A. (1) You don't. That is why, when we old ppl throw the bowl, we go down on one knee to pray that it hits something.
Q. (2)what is the best brand of mothballs for my knitted garments?
A. (2) Mothballs ... ha! Any old fart knows that you just darn them up.
Q. (3) Where can I find some recent pictures of that sex bomb - Sophia Lauren. Failing that Id settle for some hot pics of Judy Durham from the Seekers RAWRRRRRRR
A. (3) oooohhh baby!! http://www.spydersempire.com/sophia/bio.htm
Pft Judy Durham...kids!
Q. (4) where can I get the cheapest Viagra so I can best enjoy (3)?
A. (4) To busy with (2) to need (4) for (3).
Q. (5) How can I improve my memory?
A. (5) Memory's not a problem, the only thing that can be a problem is someti...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Q. (5) How can I improve my memory?
A. (5) What were we talking about?
