Who do you think would win in a wrestling match...

Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer?

he knows who i am he knows where he was i know it was him who threw the tomato and hit me in the head.

MC hammer's patented "Cant Touch This" Wrestling Hold is a sure fire flop. But then again Vanilla Ice would have an impersonator who did all the wrestling for him. Wait I might be getting confused with Manilli Vanilli - werent they the mimers?

Or was that Liza Manelli?

Wait..no... or Vanilla Magilla Gorilla?????!!!!

oh shite I cant remember now =(
+ im way past my bed time

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"The Hammertime" finisher would easily counter Vanilla's "Ice ice baby" grip...

Also hammers happy pants are bound to get teh crow on side...

he knows who i am he knows where he was i know it was him who threw the tomato and hit me in the head.

I believe that MC Hammer is of the God fairing type.
The Lord would make a swell trainer being all-knowing 'n' stuff =P

Well considering i know these two " l337 h0mbr3 g4ngt3r5" LOL i am suffering from suffication where my Oxygen is been consumed by laughter!


LOL.........




i suppose they can have their unique rap match where one has to out dress, and out dance the other in a rap to the death?
Like MC Hammer can come out in a big affro, white flares, 45 kilos of gold whilest Vanilla Ice can come out in his big chain necklace, "white shirt" and his um....anything else that makes him unique



bah i give up
<throws in white towel> *hears bell ring in background and match victory given to MC Hammer" "NO DAMN IT I MEANT I GIVE UP AS IN PAYING YOU TWO STUPID MTV VICTIMISED RAPPERS!!!"


<sighs>

:P

What if Tone Loc was the guest refferee? Would he give em some funky cold madena? Then we would have one hell of a strange ass wrestling match....
*<chilli dreams> Vanilla ice : "dood ur gold chains r wicked...I really love what u've done with ur afro"

Mc Hammer: "Brother I wish I could sport that white t-shirt the way u do.. And damn boy that bike o urs tis hot man hot!"

errr... Ill wake upo now, i tihnk im even confusing myself

* me feels sorry for the reader

No one is going to steal our copyrighted MC Hammer VS Vanilla Ice (tm) Match!


If you want a piece of this MTV come get some!


/camps door with a wooden club

Vanilla ice has his own video which puts him out to be favourite... he obviously doesnt see "The Hammer" as his video is Titled "Cool As Ice" which means he isnt sweating about the fight... unless it is a ploy to throw McHammer in the wrong direction... which now means that he is afraid... which now gives hammer the advantage (But only if he figures this out) or reads mah post.

BTW he is VERY cool in his video

"They live in this, like, grass mound, and theres this BABY in the sun and its all like "BLEARGAGH!!!
I swear the producers must be on acid or something, they must be trippin SO hard."

Dave explaning the Tellytubbies to Tay, of the Foo Fighters

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=D

Oh ic

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sorry, its now gone =(