cooking but guess they would not be my "go-to" cuisine.
To try once and say that I've tried it.....maybe...for bragging rights.
But as you described so vividly in your report - to eat this everyday or even once a month would be too taxing on my tastebuds.
I like the freshest ingredients, cooked by a caring and careful cook, to bring our the best taste. No need for my ice cream to taste of grilled bacon and scrambled eggs 
I am very glad that you took the trouble to recount your unique experience for us.
Best regards,
MTF