BAD JOKE DISCLAIMER: I recognize that religious humor or any humor can be risky. It is my hope that by laughing at ourselves (and others) we can make this subject more approachable. If you find any of these objectionable, I apologize. Many were passed along via email and others spotted on other websites. As with most jokes, the original authors are unknown -- but we thank them.
True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be."