The Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor
that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible
lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to
accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to
stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve
to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember,
you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel
glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with
a body that would stop traffic rose from the third
pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered
as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member
of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my
friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!
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