This mother walked into her daughters room on Christmas eve, to wish her Merry Christmas. Barely getting the words out she was shocked to see her daughter sitting on her bed naked with a place of cookies between her legs.
Shocked,she asked her what the hell she was doing? Her daugher replied
Mom don't laugh, last year I had a dream that Santa made love to me and when I woke up in the morning, there was a note and it said you were great love Santa.
The mother walked out of her room laughing. As she walked back to her room, she thought about what she had seen. Her husband had died several yrs. earlier. The more she thought about it, the better the idea sounded. So finally she thought why not.
Christmas morning came and the daughter came running into her mother's room with a note in her hand and she said " mom it happened again and it was" ..... she stopped
In her mothers room the furniture was all overturned. The bed was broken down and her mother looked awful and had bruises and a black eye.
Mom what happend to you?
The mother handed her, the note she had in her hand
Are ya ready for this ????????
The daughter looked at the note and it said
you were Great, love