Did you hear about the new course you
can take at school? Yes,Intercourse. You
go between periods and you are expected
to come.
What's the difference between little girls
and big girls?
Little girls get tucked in bed.
How do you cancel an appointment at
the sperm bank?
You call them up and tell them you
can't come.
Q:What should you do if you come
across an elephant in the middle of a
jungle?
A:Wipe it off & tell him you're sorry!
What did the Mexican doctor say to
the village nymphomaniac?
"It looks to me like you've has Juan
too many."
What's the difference between a ritz
cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other a
crack snacker!
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick.
But Jill preferred the candlestick!
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