* You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

* Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

* You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

* The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

* Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

* You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

* A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000.00 worth of improvements.

* You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

* You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

* You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

* Someone tells you that you've got something in your teeth, so you take them out to see what it is

well DUHHHHHHHHHHH yea!
hahahaha

hugs and love
BarB