* Remember, once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pickupspeed.
* I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
* If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
* Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some, like me, just don't have any film.
* I always know God won't give me more than I can handle but there are times I wish He didn't trust me quite so much.
* Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out.
* Just going to mosque doesn't make you a Muslim any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
* Some days are a total waste of makeup.
* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
* Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
* Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
* By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
* Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me .... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. I've tried!!
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