A Blonde's Year in Review :
January:
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February:
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March:
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
April:
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May:
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June:
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July:
Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Learned la ter, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August:
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September:
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October:
Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November:
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December:
Couldn't call 911 ......... 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' Button on the stupid phone!!!
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