Frank Sinatra in Song
They should play this non stop at All Airports!!!
Turn up the sound and click on the link below.......
Song
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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man
and he asks the same question of the woman. 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home
she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband
decides he is taking tomorrow off work to be home just in case this
guy shows up again'. The next morning they hear a knock and both run
for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice
'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the
same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to
see where he is going with it.' She nods yes to her husband and opens
the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the
same question. 'Do you have vagina?'.......'Yes' she says..... The man
replies. 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's
alone and start using yours!!!

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