On their honeymoon, the Southern blonde bride slipped into a
sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled
into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband
had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going
to make love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'
In tears, she remarked, 'Well, that is the most
ridiculous thing I have ever heard!
Who did you lend it to, and for how long?
hugs and love
BarB |